Due to heavy volume of A.I. spam bots bombing the former Contact form, I thought I would play a game with them. In return, I hope you are easily amused and not the sensitive type as you fill this out.
As most of the drop-downs will indicate, CHOOSE WISELY, or the wrong selection will get dumped when it is received on my end. Trust me, you’ll know which ones not to select.
Please note: Information inputted here is strictly confidential and is not stored on my server. It is sent to me via email. In regards to COA REGISTRATION, a more in-depth look at how your information is used when you make that selection.